Who am I?

It took some time to come up with the name of this blog. Most of my first choices were already taken. (Turns out the internet is filled with an abundance of bitter, single women. Who knew?)

And so, I give you a selection of Urban Dictionary definitions of the word spinster: 

spinster

a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.
Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.

"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life" (Clearly written by one of my own.)

spinster

A woman who kept on believing in fairytale-like love stories for too long. (i.e., Shooting for the moon will not land you amongst the stars, but most likely in some dive bar in Jersey doing shooters.) 
 

Spinster

1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.

"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night" (This. THIS.)

 

Spinster

An elderly or aging female who due to a combination of major personality flaws, undesirable personal habits, and unattractive physical appearance has never married. It is not uncommon for a spinster to have had many short term romantic relationships and to have spread her legs for many men. Females begin to enter spinster territory at the age of 35 or the first appearance of gray hair and or crow's feet.

Females often claim to be, "career oriented" or "independent" to help them come to terms with being a spinster. (Shit. Apparently I've held this title for far longer than I was aware.)