Google tips for writing an online dating profile and you'll average 18,000,000 results. By following these experts advice, you will most likely see an increase in hits and possibly messages. Most of these articles would advise you to blur the lines between truth and reality. Now, I'm not a fan of fabrication myself, but I do enjoy presenting an honest image as eloquently as possible. However, this post is not about that. This is what my online dating profile would look like if I were 100% brutally honest.