Banging The Giant Mechanical Man*

Personally, I'm always a fan of using life's experiences to improve certain facets of myself. For instance, I have a maddening habit of not listening to my instincts. Instead, I prefer to slowly, painstakingly analyze a situation or person before coming to a conclusion. It's a method I've used to protect myself from the risks associated with rash decisions. However, this past month of dating a socially awkward giant of a man has recently opened my eyes to the merits of gut reactions.

Size Matters?

PS
I love big girls
And you'de love me

Honestly buddy, I'd love you more if you could spell.

Sweet Nothing Saturdays

He: ChEcK yOu'Re UnDeRwArE dRaWeR fOr PiNk SaUsAgEs

She: How did you know I keep my cold cuts there?!

He: APRELL FHELS

She: I really wish I had a drunk text translator.

She: I would make millions.

He: SHED UP!