Size Matters?

PS
I love big girls
And you'de love me

Honestly buddy, I'd love you more if you could spell.
I'd really love to know who was the first man (or woman) to spread this vile rumor that chicks love to hear that larger than average ladies are your thing.

Cause here's the thing. When you tell me that you love my curves, or how thick I am, all I hear is 'You're sexy/beautiful because you're fat.' 

Why can't I just be sexy and beautiful in my own right? 

And yes, hurray for fat acceptance or whatever. Not that I agree with fat acceptance either. I'm much more a fan of people acceptance. But seriously, you've never heard a man tell a rail-thin woman that he loves how her bony spinal protrusions turn him on. 

The saddest thing about this message? This guy actually had a 98% chance of me boning him, due to the fact that he could easily pass for Claudio Sanchez's doppelganger. :( 

Take note men; just like you wouldn't want to compliment me on my crow's feet or gray hairs, don't try to tell me that my extra fat or cellulite gets you off. It's the fastest way to NOT get into my pants.